What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:33

Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
So they tried
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones